Sergio Aragones
Cash: $10,000
Player: 1
You
Cash: $10,000
Player: 2
Al Jaffee
Cash: $10,000
Player: 4
Jack Davis
Cash: $10,000
Player: 3
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The object of this game is to LOSE all your money.

If you think that sounds ridiculous, just wait until you play.

After all, in what other game do you act like a rock, take a trip to ANYWHERE and roll the dice with your left hand?

The rules? They're simple. Really simple. In fact they're so simple that if there's anything you don't understand, just put it to a vote and play according to the majority rule.

However, for your own peace of mind, please read Rule #7 prior to purchase.

Rule #7

  1. Do not attempt to play this game while eating, sleeping or thinking.
  2. Do not play with anyone who is not male or female.
  3. Do not play this game unless you're fully prepared for madcap, hilarious, off-the-wall fun.

Online Play Instructions

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OBJECT

To be the first player to lose - repeat, LOSE - all your money

VIRTUAL EQUIPMENT

  • 1 Game Board
  • 2 Dice
  • 4 Playing Pieces
  • Play Money
  • Card Cards

PLAYING

CAUTION: Play at your own risk - especially if you don't yet know the object of the game.

To start playing, roll both dice and move the number of spaces that you roll.

  1. Move in a counterclockwise direction around the outside track. (If you move in a clockwise direction, you're a nerd person and may never play this game again.)

No matter what space you land on, follow its directions immediately. A few of the spaces require explanation:

  1. If you're told to take a Card card, take the top one and follow its direction immediately. Simple, right?
  2. Unless you land on a double arrow, continue moving around the outside track.
  3. If you land on a double arrow, immediately roll 1 die and move according to your roll.
  4. if you start your turn on an inner track, roll 1 die only.
  5. ANYWHERE is one of the corner spaces on the board.
  6. Suppose you're told to SEND EVERYONE ELSE TO ANYWHERE. First, they all go there immediately. (That makes sense, doesn't it) Then each - as his or her regular turn - rolls to go to START. After that, it's your turn again.
  7. If you have to switch chairs, don't take your money with you.
  8. Whenever some poor slob takes the money from under TOUGH LUCK, it is replenished with $500 from the Bank.
  9. When you place your playing piece onto START at the beginning of the game, you lose no money; you lose only your sanity or your pride.

WINNING

The winner is the first player to lose all of his or her money.

Game Notes:

  • The rule requiring a player to roll the dice with his/her left hand has been removed from the game for what we like to believe are obvious reasons.
  • Sounds have been turned-off on iOS devices as they seem to lock up the game. No testing has been done on Android devices.

Original Board Game Instructions

Click Here to view Online Play Instuctions

OBJECT

To be the first player to lose - repeat, LOSE - all your money

EQUIPMENT

  • 1 Game Board
  • 2 Dice
  • 4 Playing Pieces
  • Play Money
  • Card Cards

SET UP

  1. Shuffle the Card cards. Then create a draw pile by placing the Card cards face down on their space in the center of the board. (The center is in the middle.)
  2. Select a player - perferably someone honest - to be the Banker. The Banker:
    1. separates the money by denomination;
    2. places 1 $500 bill under TOUGH LUCK; and
    3. hands each player 1 $5000 bill, 4 $1000 bills and 2 $500 bills, making a total of $9,000 $10,000 for each player.
    The rest of the money belongs to the Bank. During the game, the Banker must not mix his or her money with the Bank's money.
  3. Each player chooses a playing piece and places it onto START.
  4. Each player rolls 1 die. The lucky dog who rolls the lowest goes first; play then proceeds, in turn, to the first player's right.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't panic if you and your opponents find a board space or Card card to be confusing. Don't fight either. Take a vote and play according to the majority rule. (To most people, a majority is anything over 50%. However, because you're sufficiently intelligent and persistent to have read this far, you're clearly not most people. Therefore, to determine in you own mind what constitutes a majority, take a vote and decide according to the majority rule.)

PLAYING

CAUTION: Play at your own risk - especially if you don't yet know the object of the game.

To start playing, roll both dice and move the number of spaces that you roll.

  1. Roll only with your left hand. Whenever you roll with your right hand, each of your opponents gives you $500.
  2. Move in a counterclockwise direction around the outside track. (If you move in a clockwise direction, you're a nerd person and may never play this game again.)

No matter what space you land on, follow its directions immediately. A few of the spaces require explanation:

  1. If you're told to take a Card card, take the top one and follow its direction immediately. Then return it, face up, to the bottom of the draw pile. Simple, right?
  2. Unless you land on a double arrow, continue moving around the outside track.
  3. If you land on a double arrow, immediately roll 1 die (with your left hand) and move according to your roll.
  4. if you start your turn on an inner track, roll 1 die only.
  5. ANYWHERE is one of the corner spaces on the board.
  6. Suppose you're told to SEND EVERYONE ELSE TO ANYWHERE. First, they all go there immediately. (That makes sense, doesn't it) Then each - as his or her regular turn - rolls to go to START. After that, it's your turn again.
  7. If you have to switch chairs, don't take your money with you. And speaking of money ($), the person who ends up in the Banker's chair becomes the Banker. For goodness sake, keep an eye on that person. Even in this game, cheating is a no-no!
  8. Whenever some poor slob takes the money from under TOUGH LUCK, the Banker (whoever it is) immediately replaces that money with $500 from the Bank.
  9. When you place your playing piece onto START at the beginning of the game, you lose no money; you lose only your sanity or your pride.

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As soon as the Card cards in the draw pile are all facing up, shuffle them, turn them face down and - if you feel like it - continue playing.

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WINNING

The winner is the first player to lose all of his or her money.

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